• Tumblr: Mofftiss, be warned. You have declared war upon the Wholockians.
  • Mofftiss: This is not war. This is trolling!
  • Tumblr: We have five million fans. How many are you?
  • Mofftiss: Two.
  • Tumblr: You would destroy the fandom with two writers?
  • Mofftiss: We would destroy the fandom with one writer! You are superior in only one respect.
  • Tumblr: What is that?
  • Mofftiss: You are better at crying.