
and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS
#EAST GALLIFREY BORN AND RAISED ON THE VORTEX IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS #TIME-TRAVELIN’ LEARNING ROBE-WEARING ALL COOL #BEING A TIME MASTER AFTER TIME SCHOOL #THEN A COUPLE OF DALEKS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD #TRYING TO START TROUBLE ON MY PLANET-HOOD #I GOT IN ONE LITTLE WAR AND RASSILION GOT SCARED #HE SAID ‘YOU’LL GET IN THAT BLUE BOX AND GET AWAY FROM HERE.’
I SET DOWN IN A JUNKYARD ‘ROUND 1963 AND I YELLED AT THE DALEKS TO QUIT FOLLOWIN’ ME. I LOOKED AT MY GRANDDAUGHTERxWE TRIED TO ASSIMILATE BUT DALEKS SAT ON MY THRONE SPOUTIN’ EXTERMINATE.xI WHISTLED TOWARD A PLANET AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE CONSOLE SAID ”EARTH” AND IT HAD BREATHABLE AIR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS PLACE WAS HUMANE. AND I THOUGHT YEAH LET’S GET IT. YO HOME TO TOTTERS LANE
Hulk looks pretty jealous thereWhy aren’t we talking about this picture?
IT’S THE BEST PICTURE EVER.
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OMG.
#this is the type of trolling i appreciate #because now you can go back to episodes like ‘new earth’ and wonder what ‘ancient songs’ that nurse is referring to #and you know it’s going to be something like i’m sexy and i know it

